Even An Englishman Was Niver Improved By

The Only Good Husbands Stay Bachelors: They're Too Considerate To Get Married.

You Can Lade A Man Up To Th' University, But Ye Can't Make Him Think.

A Man That'd Expict To Thrain Lobsters To Fly In A Year Is Called A Loonytic; But A Man That Thinks Men Can Be Tur-rned Into Angels By An Iliction Is Called A Rayformer An' Remains At Large.

There Are No Friends At Cards Or World Politics

There Aint Any News In Being Good. You Might Write The Doings Of All The Convents Of The World On The Back Of A Postage Stamp, And Have Room To Spare.