Vice Goes Along Way Towards Making Life

Politics Ain't Beanbag: 'tis A Man's Game, And Women, Children 'n' Pro-hy-bitionists Had Best Stay Out Of It.

What Is Instinct? It Is The Natural Tendency In One When Filled With Dismay To Turn To His Wife.

There's Always Wan Encouragin' Thing About Th' Sad Scientific Facts That Come Out Ivrv Week In Th' Pa-apers. They're Usually Not Thrue.

The American Nation In The Sixth Ward Is A Fine People; They Love The Eagle - On The Back Of A Dollar.

When The American People Get Through With The English Language, It Will Look As If It Had Been Run Over By A Musical Comedy.