Histhry Is A Post-mortem Examination. It Tellsye

It [thanksgiving] Was Founded By The Puritans To Give Thanks For Bein' Preserved From The Indians, An' We Keep It To Give Thanks We Are Preserved From The Puritans.

What's Wan Man's News Is Another Man's Throubles.

A Man Can Be Right And President, But He Can't Be Both At The Same Time.

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards.

The American Nation In The Sixth Ward Is A Fine People; They Love The Eagle - On The Back Of A Dollar.