Stories Are Meant To Comfort The Afflicted,

A Man Can Be Right And President, But He Can't Be Both At The Same Time.

The Last Man That Makes A Joke Owns It.

One Of The Strangest Things About Life Is That The Poor, Who Need The Money The Most, Are The Ones That Never Have It.

Opportunity Knocks At Every Man's Door Once. On Some Men's Door It Hammers Till It Breaks Down The Door And Then It Goes In And Wakes Him Up If He's Asleep, And Ever Afterward It Works For Him As A Night Watchman.

To Most People A Savage Nation Is Wan That Doesn't Wear Oncomf'rtable Clothes.