Trust Ivrybody-but Cut Th' Cards.

Even An Englishman Was Niver Improved By Bein' Blown Up.

A Lie With A Purpose Is One Of The Worst Kind, And The Most Profitable

Stories Are Meant To Comfort The Afflicted, And Afflict The Comfortable.

Opportunity Knocks At Every Man's Door Once. On Some Men's Door It Hammers Till It Breaks Down The Door And Then It Goes In And Wakes Him Up If He's Asleep, And Ever Afterward It Works For Him As A Night Watchman.

Vice Is A Creature Of Such Hideous Mien... That The More You See It The Better You Like It