Trust Ivrybody-but Cut Th' Cards.

I Wonder Why You Can Always Read A Doctor's Bill And You Can Never Read His Prescription.

A Game You Play With Your Own Worst Enemy-yourself.

A Fanatic Is A Man That Does What He Thinks The Lord Would Do If He Knew The Facts Of The Case.

Drink Never Made A Man Better, But It Has Made Many A Man Think He Was Better.

Th' Newspaper Does Ivrything F'r Us. It Runs Th' Polis Foorce An' Th' Banks, Commands Th' Milishy, Controls Th' Ligislachure, Baptizes Th' Young, Marries Th' Foolish, Comforts Th' Afflicted, Afflicts Th' Comfortable, Buries Th' Dead An' Roasts Thim Aftherward.