Trust Ivrybody-but Cut Th' Cards.

Opportunity Knocks At Every Man's Door Once. On Some Men's Door It Hammers Till It Breaks Down The Door And Then It Goes In And Wakes Him Up If He's Asleep, And Ever Afterward It Works For Him As A Night Watchman.

Drink Never Made A Man Better, But It Has Made Many A Man Think He Was Better.

It Is More Comfortable To Feel That We Are A Slight Improvement On A Monkey Than Such A Fallin' Off From The Angels.

Vice Goes Along Way Towards Making Life Bearable. A Little Vice Now And Then Is Relished By The Best Of Men.

The World Is Not Growing Worse And It Is Not Growing Better - It Is Just Turning Around As Usual.