A Man's Idee In A Card Game

If Ye Live Enough Befure Thirty Ye Won't Care To Live At All Afther Fifty.

There Aint Any News In Being Good. You Might Write The Doings Of All The Convents Of The World On The Back Of A Postage Stamp, And Have Room To Spare.

If A Man Is Wise, He Gets Rich An' If He Gets Rich, He Gets Foolish, Or His Wife Does. That's What Keeps The Money Movin' Around.

The World Is Not Growing Worse And It Is Not Growing Better - It Is Just Turning Around As Usual.

Th' Dead Ar-re Always Pop'lar. I Knowed A Society Wanst To Vote A Monyment To A Man An' Refuse To Help His Fam'ly, All In Wan Night.