A Man's Idee In A Card Game

What Is Instinct? It Is The Natural Tendency In One When Filled With Dismay To Turn To His Wife.

If A Man Is Wise, He Gets Rich An' If He Gets Rich, He Gets Foolish, Or His Wife Does. That's What Keeps The Money Movin' Around.

Most Vegetarians I Ever See Looked Enough Like Their Food To Be Classed As Cannibals.

Freedom Is Like Drink. If You Take Any At All, You Might As Well Take Enough To Make You Happy For A While.

A Rayformer Thinks He Was Ilicted Because He Was A Rayformer, Whin Th Thruth Iv Th Matther Is He Was Ilicted Because No Wan Knew Him.