Most Vegetarians I Ever See Looked Enough

Politics Ain't Beanbag: 'tis A Man's Game, And Women, Children 'n' Pro-hy-bitionists Had Best Stay Out Of It.

I Niver Knew A Pollytician To Go Wrong Ontil He's Been Contaminated By Contact With A Business Man.

I Wonder Why You Can Always Read A Doctor's Bill And You Can Never Read His Prescription.

Even An Englishman Was Niver Improved By Bein' Blown Up.

There's Always Wan Encouragin' Thing About Th' Sad Scientific Facts That Come Out Ivrv Week In Th' Pa-apers. They're Usually Not Thrue.