To Most People A Savage Nation Is

Histhry Is A Post-mortem Examination. It Tellsye What A Counthry Died Iv. But I'd Like To Know What It Lived Iv.

Stories Are Meant To Comfort The Afflicted, And Afflict The Comfortable.

Vice Goes Along Way Towards Making Life Bearable. A Little Vice Now And Then Is Relished By The Best Of Men.

A Rayformer Thinks He Was Ilicted Because He Was A Rayformer, Whin Th Thruth Iv Th Matther Is He Was Ilicted Because No Wan Knew Him.

It [thanksgiving] Was Founded By The Puritans To Give Thanks For Bein' Preserved From The Indians, An' We Keep It To Give Thanks We Are Preserved From The Puritans.