There Are No Friends At Cards Or

When 'tis An Aven Thing In Th' Prayin', May Th' Best Man Win ... An' Th' Best Man Will Win.

It Is More Comfortable To Feel That We Are A Slight Improvement On A Monkey Than Such A Fallin' Off From The Angels.

A Lie With A Purpose Is One Of The Worst Kind, And The Most Profitable

There Aint Any News In Being Good. You Might Write The Doings Of All The Convents Of The World On The Back Of A Postage Stamp, And Have Room To Spare.

Th' First Thing To Have In A Libry Is A Shelf. Fr'm Time To Time This Can Be Decorated With Lithrachure. But Th' Shelf Is Th' Main Thing.