The American Nation In The Sixth Ward

Stories Are Meant To Comfort The Afflicted, And Afflict The Comfortable.

If Ye Live Enough Befure Thirty Ye Won't Care To Live At All Afther Fifty.

The Only Good Husbands Stay Bachelors: They're Too Considerate To Get Married.

Opportunity Knocks At Every Man's Door Once. On Some Men's Door It Hammers Till It Breaks Down The Door And Then It Goes In And Wakes Him Up If He's Asleep, And Ever Afterward It Works For Him As A Night Watchman.

Alcohol Is Necessary For A Man So That He Can Have A Good Opinion Of Himself, Undisturbed By The Facts.