A Game You Play With Your Own

Drink Never Made A Man Better, But It Has Made Many A Man Think He Was Better.

Th' Dead Ar-re Always Pop'lar. I Knowed A Society Wanst To Vote A Monyment To A Man An' Refuse To Help His Fam'ly, All In Wan Night.

Alcohol Is Necessary For A Man So That He Can Have A Good Opinion Of Himself, Undisturbed By The Facts.

Swearing Was Invented As A Compromise Between Running Away And Fighting.

There Are No Friends At Cards Or World Politics