A Game You Play With Your Own

A Man Never Becomes An Orator If He Has Anything To Say.

I Niver Knew A Pollytician To Go Wrong Ontil He's Been Contaminated By Contact With A Business Man.

If Ye Live Enough Befure Thirty Ye Won't Care To Live At All Afther Fifty.

The Last Man That Makes A Joke Owns It.

Many A Man That Could Rule A Hundherd Millyon Sthrangers With An Ir'n Hand Is Careful To Take Off His Shoes In The Front Hallway Whin He Comes Home Late At Night.