A Game You Play With Your Own

Many A Man That Could Rule A Hundherd Millyon Sthrangers With An Ir'n Hand Is Careful To Take Off His Shoes In The Front Hallway Whin He Comes Home Late At Night.

If Ye Live Enough Befure Thirty Ye Won't Care To Live At All Afther Fifty.

Most Vegetarians Look So Much Like The Food They Eat That They Can Be Classified As Cannibals.

The American Nation In The Sixth Ward Is A Fine People; They Love The Eagle - On The Back Of A Dollar.

The Only Good Husbands Stay Bachelors: They're Too Considerate To Get Married.