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A Man Never Becomes An Orator If He Has Anything To Say.

Many A Man That Could Rule A Hundherd Millyon Sthrangers With An Ir'n Hand Is Careful To Take Off His Shoes In The Front Hallway Whin He Comes Home Late At Night.

The Past Always Looks Better Than It Was; It's Only Pleasant Because It Isn't Here.

It [thanksgiving] Was Founded By The Puritans To Give Thanks For Bein' Preserved From The Indians, An' We Keep It To Give Thanks We Are Preserved From The Puritans.

No Matter Whether The Constitution Follows The Flag Or Not, The Supreme Court Follows The Election Returns.