Drink Never Made A Man Better, But

A Man Never Becomes An Orator If He Has Anything To Say.

Alcohol Is Necessary For A Man So That He Can Have A Good Opinion Of Himself, Undisturbed By The Facts.

I Niver Knew A Pollytician To Go Wrong Ontil He's Been Contaminated By Contact With A Business Man.

The Only Good Husbands Stay Bachelors: They're Too Considerate To Get Married.

Viceis A Creature Of Such Heejous Mienthat Th' More Ye See It Th' Betther Ye Like It.