What's Wan Man's News Is Another Man's

What's Wan Man's News Is Another Man's Throubles.

Stories Are Meant To Comfort The Afflicted, And Afflict The Comfortable.

Th' Dead Ar-re Always Pop'lar. I Knowed A Society Wanst To Vote A Monyment To A Man An' Refuse To Help His Fam'ly, All In Wan Night.

A Mormon Is A Man That Has The Bad Taste And The Religion To Do What A Good Many Other People Are Restrained From Doing By Conscientious Scruples And The Police.

The Last Man That Makes A Joke Owns It.