What's Wan Man's News Is Another Man's

The Past Always Looks Better Than It Was; It's Only Pleasant Because It Isn't Here.

I Wonder Why You Can Always Read A Doctor's Bill And You Can Never Read His Prescription.

Meditation Is A Gift Confined To Unknown Philosophers And Cows. Others Don't Begin To Think Till They Begin To Talk Or Write.

A Man That'd Expict To Thrain Lobsters To Fly In A Year Is Called A Loonytic; But A Man That Thinks Men Can Be Tur-rned Into Angels By An Iliction Is Called A Rayformer An' Remains At Large.

Politics Ain't Beanbag: 'tis A Man's Game, And Women, Children 'n' Pro-hy-bitionists Had Best Stay Out Of It.