I Wonder Why You Can Always Read

Meditation Is A Gift Confined To Unknown Philosophers And Cows. Others Don't Begin To Think Till They Begin To Talk Or Write.

Most Vegetarians Look So Much Like The Food They Eat That They Can Be Classified As Cannibals.

Opportunity Knocks At Every Man's Door Once. On Some Men's Door It Hammers Till It Breaks Down The Door And Then It Goes In And Wakes Him Up If He's Asleep, And Ever Afterward It Works For Him As A Night Watchman.

Drink Never Made A Man Better, But It Has Made Many A Man Think He Was Better.

You Can Lade A Man Up To Th' University, But Ye Can't Make Him Think.