True New Yorkers Do Not Really Seek

Politics: Where Fat, Bald, Disagreeable Men, Unable To Be Candidates Themselves, Teach A President How To Act On A Public Stage.

Journalism Should Be Truthful And Entertaining. You Know, With News And Important Facts You Can Entertain People Too. Have A Little Humor. Life Isn't All That Deadly All The Time, But While You're Having Fun, Tell The Truth. If Every Word Of A Column Is Deadly Serious, I Can't Read It. It Makes Me Throw Up.

I Think It Would Be Very Good If Writers And Artists Take A Stand In Electoral Politics. They've Got The Ability To Put Words Together That Might Reach The Ears Of The People Of The City Who Vote.

The Other Feature Is A Gymnasium Named After Another Dead Politician Who Was Gifted With Fast And Extremely Sure Hands.

What You Want To Do Is Not Go To Work. You're Not Missing A Thing. The Worst Thing I Did Was Start Work Young.