Politics: Where Fat, Bald, Disagreeable Men, Unable

Go Around With Your Eyes Like A Camera. Don't Lose It By Talking. Go And Listen. And Work!

Newspapers Are So Boring. How Can You Read A Newspaper That Starts With A 51-word Lead Sentence?

Designed By Architects With Honorable Intentions But Hands Of Palsy.

Football Is A Game Designed To Keep Coal Miners Off The Streets.

I Busted Out Of The Place In A Hurry And Went To A Saloon And Drank Beer And Said That For The Rest Of My Life I'd Never Take A Job In A Place Where You Couldn't Throw Cigarette Butts On The Floor. I Was Hooked On This Writing For Newspapers And Magazines.