I'm On My High School Football Team

Politics: Where Fat, Bald, Disagreeable Men, Unable To Be Candidates Themselves, Teach A President How To Act On A Public Stage.

The Other Feature Is A Gymnasium Named After Another Dead Politician Who Was Gifted With Fast And Extremely Sure Hands.

I Busted Out Of The Place In A Hurry And Went To A Saloon And Drank Beer And Said That For The Rest Of My Life I'd Never Take A Job In A Place Where You Couldn't Throw Cigarette Butts On The Floor. I Was Hooked On This Writing For Newspapers And Magazines.

The Test Of A Good Idea Is Its Ability To Last Through A Hangover

I Think It Would Be Very Good If Writers And Artists Take A Stand In Electoral Politics. They've Got The Ability To Put Words Together That Might Reach The Ears Of The People Of The City Who Vote.