Media, The Plural Of Mediocrity.

Baseball Isn't Statistics, It's Joe Dimaggio Rounding Second Base.

I Became A Copy Boy. Not For Long. I Started Writing Stories.

Go Around With Your Eyes Like A Camera. Don't Lose It By Talking. Go And Listen. And Work!

Governments Mostly Don't Do Much. And You've Also Got To Understand The Level Of Incompetence Out There. Nobody Knows What They're Doing. They Just Pose And Act As If They Know And Walk Through Life And Get Away With It.

The Auditorium, Named After A Dead Queens Politician Is Windowless In Honor Of The Secrecy In Which He Lived And, Probably, The Bank Vaults He Frequented.