I Became A Copy Boy. Not For

I Always React To News Immediately. That's My Business.

Anything That Isn't Writing Is Easy

Governments Mostly Don't Do Much. And You've Also Got To Understand The Level Of Incompetence Out There. Nobody Knows What They're Doing. They Just Pose And Act As If They Know And Walk Through Life And Get Away With It.

I Busted Out Of The Place In A Hurry And Went To A Saloon And Drank Beer And Said That For The Rest Of My Life I'd Never Take A Job In A Place Where You Couldn't Throw Cigarette Butts On The Floor. I Was Hooked On This Writing For Newspapers And Magazines.

Politics: Where Fat, Bald, Disagreeable Men, Unable To Be Candidates Themselves, Teach A President How To Act On A Public Stage.