Too Many Trained Nurses Discommode Cupid.

A Rose By Any Other Name Would Smell As Sweet, But Would Not Cost Half As Much During The Winter Months.

Do Not Give Alms Promiscuously. Select The Unworthy Poor And Make Them Happy. To Give To The Deserving Is A Duty, But To Help The Improvident, Drinking Class Is Clear Generosity, So That The Donor Has A Right To Be Warmed By A Selfish Pride And Count On A Most Flattering Obituary.

The Time To Enjoy A European Trip Is About Three Weeks After Unpacking.

Nothing Is Improbable Until It Moves Into The Past Tense.

A Friend Who Is Near And Dear May In Time Become As Useless As A Relative.