A Bird In The Hand May Be

The Time To Enjoy A European Trip Is About Three Weeks After Unpacking.

I Got The Breaks. Starting From Nowhere In The Corn Belt, I Helped Edit A Country Weekly, Then Was Jack-of-all-departments On An Obscure Daily, So That When I Arrived In A Big City Everything I Tackled In The Line Of Column Conducting And Syndicate Peddling And Playwriting Had To Bring Promotion, Because I Had No Social Standing Which Could Be Endangered, No Reputation To Toss Away And No Pride Which Might Suffer A Setback. Everything I Acquired Had To Be Velvet. You Cannot Lose Your Silver Spoon If You Are Brought Up On Pewter.

It Isn't How Long You Stick Around But What You Put Over While You Are Here.

The First Sign Of Extravagance Is To Buy Trousers That One Does Not Need.

A Good Jolly Is Worth What You Pay For It.