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Anybody Can Win - Unless There Happens To Be A Second Entry.

I Got The Breaks. Starting From Nowhere In The Corn Belt, I Helped Edit A Country Weekly, Then Was Jack-of-all-departments On An Obscure Daily, So That When I Arrived In A Big City Everything I Tackled In The Line Of Column Conducting And Syndicate Peddling And Playwriting Had To Bring Promotion, Because I Had No Social Standing Which Could Be Endangered, No Reputation To Toss Away And No Pride Which Might Suffer A Setback. Everything I Acquired Had To Be Velvet. You Cannot Lose Your Silver Spoon If You Are Brought Up On Pewter.

The Shorter The Hours, The Larger The Income. Don't Get Into The Habit Of Putting In Long Hours Or You May Be Set Down Into A Permanent Subordinate Position.

Scatter Seeds Of Kindness.

A Man Never Feels More Important Than When He Receives A Telegram Containing More Than Ten Words.