The Only City People Are Those Born

The Only City People Are Those Born So.

If You Have To Be Burned At The Stake, Be A Good Fellow And Collect Your Own Fire-wood.

Always Interline A Contract Before Signing It, Merely To Impress The Party Of The First Part. The One Who Puts His Signature To Articles Of Agreement Drawn Up By The Other Fellow Is Establishing A Dangerous Precedent.

Those Who Have Tried Meekness Know The Importance Of Being Important.

In The City A Funeral Is Just An Interruption Of Traffic; In The Country It Is A Form Of Popular Entertainment.