Early To Bed And Early To Rise

A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss And Therefore Will Not Be Derided As A Moss-back. Roll As Much As Possible.

Always Interline A Contract Before Signing It, Merely To Impress The Party Of The First Part. The One Who Puts His Signature To Articles Of Agreement Drawn Up By The Other Fellow Is Establishing A Dangerous Precedent.

The Serpent Is Helpless Unless He Finds An Apple To Work With.

In The City A Funeral Is Just An Interruption Of Traffic; In The Country It Is A Form Of Popular Entertainment.

When Wealth Walks In At The Door, The Press Agent Comes In Through The Window.