Moral: Don't Try To Account For Anything.

Where Ignorance Is Not Bliss, Get Wise!

Every Man Is The Architect Of His Own Fortunes, But The Neighbours Superintend The Construction.

The Music Teacher Came Twice A Week To Bridge The Awful Gap Between Dorothy And Chopin.

The Wealthy Have Nothing Left Except Money.

A Good Musical Comedy Consists Largely Of Disorderly Conduct Occassionally Interrupted By Talk.