The Wealthy Have Nothing Left Except Money.

Never Try To Get Into Society, So-called. Those Who Try Seldom Get In, And If They Do Edge Through The Portals They Always Feel Clammy And Unworthy When Under The Scrutiny Of The Elect. Sit Outside And Appear Indifferent, And After A While They May Sent For You. If Not, It Will Be Money In Your Pocket.

A Good Musical Comedy Consists Largely Of Disorderly Conduct Occassionally Interrupted By Talk.

The Serpent Is Helpless Unless He Finds An Apple To Work With.

If A Man Does Not Go About His Work With Enthusiasm, It Means That He Has Not Yet Found A Work That He Likes. Every Mortal Is A Busy Bee When He Comes To The Task That Destiny Has Set Aside For Him.

A Man Never Feels More Important Than When He Receives A Telegram Containing More Than Ten Words.