Where Ignorance Is Not Bliss, Get Wise!

Do Not Give Alms Promiscuously. Select The Unworthy Poor And Make Them Happy. To Give To The Deserving Is A Duty, But To Help The Improvident, Drinking Class Is Clear Generosity, So That The Donor Has A Right To Be Warmed By A Selfish Pride And Count On A Most Flattering Obituary.

Always Interline A Contract Before Signing It, Merely To Impress The Party Of The First Part. The One Who Puts His Signature To Articles Of Agreement Drawn Up By The Other Fellow Is Establishing A Dangerous Precedent.

The Only Literary Men Are Those Who Have To Work At It.

After Being Turned Down By Numerous Publishers, He Had Decided To Write For Posterity.

The Wealthy Have Nothing Left Except Money.