The Higher They Fly The Harder They

I Am Thoroughly Tired Of The Fable Style Of Narrative And Shall Do My Best To Get Up Something Entirely Different And Possibly Little More Worthy.

Moral: Don't Try To Account For Anything.

Never Pretend To Have Money Except When You Are In Straits. The Poor Man Who Pretends To Have A Bank Account Betters His Credit And Takes No Risk. But The Prosperous Individual Who Counts His Money In The Street, Forthwith Will Be Invited To Attend A Charity Bazaar.

Too Many Trained Nurses Discommode Cupid.

A Man Never Feels More Important Than When He Receives A Telegram Containing More Than Ten Words.