A Man Never Feels More Important Than

After Being Turned Down By Numerous Publishers, He Had Decided To Write For Posterity.

The First Sign Of Extravagance Is To Buy Trousers That One Does Not Need.

If It Were Not For The Presents, An Elopement Would Be Preferable.

If You Have To Be Burned At The Stake, Be A Good Fellow And Collect Your Own Fire-wood.

A Bird In The Hand May Be Worth Two In The Bush, But Remember Also That A Bird In The Hand Is A Positive Embarrassment To One Not In The Poultry Business.