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The Average Man's Judgment Is So Poor, He Runs A Risk Every Time He Uses It.

One Of The Surprising Things In This World Is The Respect A Worthless Man Has For Himself.

Virtue Must Be Valuable, If Men And Women Of All Degrees Pretend To Have It.

If You Have Sense Enough To Realize Why Flies Gather Around A Restaurant, You Should Be Able To Appreciate Why Men Run For Office.

The Most Agreeable Thing In Life Is Worthy Accomplishment. It Is Not Possible That The Idle Tramp Is As Contented As The Farmers Along The Road Who Own Their Own Farms, And Whose Credit Is Good At The Bank In Town. When The Tramps Get Together At Night, They Abuse The Farmers, But Do Not Get As Much Satisfaction Out Of It As Do The Farmers Who Abuse The Tramps. The Sounder Your Argument, The More Satisfaction You Get Out Of It.