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Half The Promises People Say Were Never Kept, Were Never Made.

Everyone Suffers Wrongs For Which There Is No Remedy

A Thief Believes Everybody Steals.

A Man Should Be Taller, Older, Heavier, Uglier, And Hoarser Than His Wife.

Many People Would Be More Truthful Were It Not For Their Uncontrollable Desire To Talk.