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There Must Be Some Good In The Cocktail Party To Account For Its Immense Vogue Among Otherwise Sane People.

The Greatest Humiliation In Life, Is To Work Hard On Something From Which You Expect Great Appreciation, And Then Fail To Get It.

When I Am Idle And Shiftless, My Affairs Become Confused; When I Work, I Get Results ... Not Great Results, But Enough To Encourage Me.

Faith May Have Removed Mountains Way Off Somewhere, A Long Time Ago, But It Won't Remove A Wart At Home This Week.

I Believe In Grumbling; It Is The Politest Form Of Fighting Known.