Everyone Suffers Wrongs For Which There Is

When A Man Diets, He Eats Oatmeal In Addition To Everything Else He Usually Eats.

As A Man Handles His Troubles During The Day, So He Goes To Bed At Night A General, Captain, Or Private.

When A Man Is Trying To Sell You Something, Don't Imagine He Is That Polite All The Time.

The Man Who Can Keep A Secret May Be Wise, But He Is Not Half As Wise As The Man With No Secrets To Keep.

The Worst Feeling In The World Is The Homesickness That Comes Over A Man Occasionally When He Is At Home.