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When A Man Tells You What People Are Saying About You, Tell Him What People Are Saying About Him; That Will Immediately Take His Mind Off Your Troubles.

Raising Children Is Like Making Biscuits: It Is As Easy To Raise A Big Batch As One, While You Have Your Hands In The Dough.

The Sounder Your Argument, The More Satisfaction You Get Out Of It.

If A Man Takes One Day Off, It Takes Him About Three Days To Get The Harness Fitted Again.

No Really Sensible Person Ever Remembers Enough Poetry To Recite It.