Some Men Are Alive Simply Because It

Man Is Still A Savage To The Extent That He Has Little Respect For Anything That Cannot Hurt Him.

A Woman Does Not Spend All Her Time In Buying Things; She Spends Part Of It In Taking Them Back.

I Have Long Been Disposed To Judge Men By Their Average. If It Is Reasonably High, I Am Charitable With Faults That Look Pretty Black.

Reading Is Like Permitting A Man To Talk A Long Time, And Refusing You The Right To Answer.

I Believe In Grumbling; It Is The Politest Form Of Fighting Known.