The More Wealth A Man Has, The

When A Man Tells You What People Are Saying About You, Tell Him What People Are Saying About Him; That Will Immediately Take His Mind Off Your Troubles.

Express A Mean Opinion Of Yourself Occasionally; It Will Show Your Friends That You Know How To Tell The Truth.

One Has Fear In Front Of A Goat, In Back Of A Mule, And On Every Side Of A Fool

When You Are In Trouble, People Who Call To Sympathize Are Really Looking For The Particulars.

A Good Scare Is Worth More To A Man Than Good Advice.