Farmers Only Worry During The Growing Season,

One Of The Surprising Things In This World Is The Respect A Worthless Man Has For Himself.

When You Can't Do Anything Else To A Boy, You Can Make Him Wash His Face.

The Greatest Humiliation In Life, Is To Work Hard On Something From Which You Expect Great Appreciation, And Then Fail To Get It.

In Thousands Of Years There Has Been No Advance In Public Morals, In Philosophy, In Religion Or In Politics, But The Advance In Business Has Been The Greatest Miracle The World Has Ever Known.

Somehow, Everyone Hates To See An Unusually Pretty Girl Get Married. It Is Like Taking A Bite Out Of A Very Fine-looking Peach.