A Thief Believes Everybody Steals.

A Religion That Never Suffices To Govern A Man Will Never Suffice To Save Him; That Which Does Not Sufficiently Distinguish One From A Wicked World Will Never Distinguish Him From A Perishing World.

You Needn't Love Your Enemy, But If You Refrain From Telling Lies About Him, You Are Doing Well Enough.

Common Sense Is Compelled To Make Its Way Without The Enthusiasm Of Anyone.

Where The Guests At A Gathering Are Well-acquainted, They Eat 20 Per Cent More Than They Otherwise Would.

There Is Only One Thing For A Man To Do Who Is Married To A Woman Who Enjoys Spending Money, And That Is To Enjoy Earning It.