A Thief Believes Everybody Steals.

Fishing Seems To Be The Favorite Form Of Loafing.

Don't Abuse Your Friends And Expect Them To Consider It Criticism.

Many People Would Be More Truthful Were It Not For Their Uncontrollable Desire To Talk.

There Is Only One Thing For A Man To Do Who Is Married To A Woman Who Enjoys Spending Money, And That Is To Enjoy Earning It.

Good Manners Do More For A Man That Good Looks.