A Thief Believes Everybody Steals.

When You Can't Do Anything Else To A Boy, You Can Make Him Wash His Face.

People Never Have Confidence In A Big Talker. They Know His Statements Must Be Cut Down, But They Can Never Tell How Much.

Half The Time Men Think They Are Talking Business, They Are Wasting Time.

Farmers Only Worry During The Growing Season, But Townspeople Worry All The Time.

Never Tell A Secret To A Bride Or A Groom; Wait Until They Have Been Married Longer.