Half The Promises People Say Were Never

If A Man Takes One Day Off, It Takes Him About Three Days To Get The Harness Fitted Again.

A Woman Does Not Spend All Her Time In Buying Things; She Spends Part Of It In Taking Them Back.

In Thousands Of Years There Has Been No Advance In Public Morals, In Philosophy, In Religion Or In Politics, But The Advance In Business Has Been The Greatest Miracle The World Has Ever Known.

Raising Children Is Like Making Biscuits: It Is As Easy To Raise A Big Batch As One, While You Have Your Hands In The Dough.

You Can Make Up A Quarrel, But It Will Always Show Where It Was Patched.