Time Flies. It's Up To You To

Every Day I Get Up And Look Through The Forbes List Of The Richest People In America. If I'm Not There, I Go To Work.

Older People Shouldn't Eat Health Food, They Need All The Preservatives They Can Get.

I Remember When Humor Was Gentle Pokes. I Used To Call It 'arm Around The Shoulder' Humor. Now They Go For The Jugular And They Take No Prisoners. It's Mean, Mean Stuff.

More Than Ever Before, Americans Are Suffering From Back Problems: Back Taxes, Back Rent, Back Auto Payments.

I Don't Want To Say Anything About My Kids...but I Go To Pta Meetings Under An Assumed Name!