A Sigh Is An Amplifier For People

A Compliment Is Verbal Sunshine.

The Next Time You Feel Like Complaining, Remember That Your Garbage Disposal Probably Eats Better Than 30 Percent Of The People In The World

Do You Ever Get The Feeling That The Only Reason We Have Elections Is To Find Out If The Polls Were Right?

The World Now Has So Many Problems That If Moses Had Come Down From Mount Sinai Today, The Two Tablets He'd Carry Would Be Aspirin.

I May Be Forty, But Every Morning When I Get Up, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.