This Diamond Has So Many Carats It's

If You're Going To Make Rubbish, Be The Best Rubbish In It.

Little Islands Are All Large Prisons: One Cannot Look At The Sea Without Wishing For The Wings Of A Swallow.

One Of The Gladdest Moments Of Human Life, Methinks, Is The Departure Upon A Distant Journey Into Unknown Lands. Shaking Off With One Mighty Effort The Fetters Of Habit, The Leaden Weight Of Routine, The Cloak Of Many Cares And The Slavery Of Home, Man Feels Once More Happy.

This Diamond Has So Many Carats It's Almost A Turnip.

I Have To Think Hard To Name An Interesting Man Who Does Not Drink.