This Diamond Has So Many Carats It's

I've Done The Most Awful Rubbish In Order To Have Somewhere To Go In The Morning.

This Diamond Has So Many Carats It's Almost A Turnip.

Little Islands Are All Large Prisons: One Cannot Look At The Sea Without Wishing For The Wings Of A Swallow.

A Man That Hoards Up Riches And Enjoys Them Not, Is Like An Ass That Carries Gold And Eats Thistles.

If You're Going To Make Rubbish, Be The Best Rubbish In It.