I've Done The Most Awful Rubbish In

A Man That Hoards Up Riches And Enjoys Them Not, Is Like An Ass That Carries Gold And Eats Thistles.

How Strange Are The Tricks Of Memory, Which, Often Hazy As A Dream About The Most Important Events Of A Man's Life, Religiously Preserve The Merest Trifles.

I've Done The Most Awful Rubbish In Order To Have Somewhere To Go In The Morning.

This Diamond Has So Many Carats It's Almost A Turnip.

When I Played Drunks I Had To Remain Sober Because I Didn't Know How To Play Them When I Was Drunk.