If You're Going To Make Rubbish, Be

I Have To Think Hard To Name An Interesting Man Who Does Not Drink.

This Diamond Has So Many Carats It's Almost A Turnip.

Little Islands Are All Large Prisons: One Cannot Look At The Sea Without Wishing For The Wings Of A Swallow.

How Strange Are The Tricks Of Memory, Which, Often Hazy As A Dream About The Most Important Events Of A Man's Life, Religiously Preserve The Merest Trifles.

A Man That Hoards Up Riches And Enjoys Them Not, Is Like An Ass That Carries Gold And Eats Thistles.