Things Are Seldom What They Seem.

Deerstalking Would Be A Very Fine Sport If Only The Deer Had Guns.

When Everyone Is Somebody, Then No One's Anybody.

Every Jack He Must Study The Knack If He Wants To Make Sure Of His Jill!

The Happiest Hour A Sailor Sees Is When He's Down At An Inland Town, With His Nancy On His Knees, Yo Ho! And His Arm Around Her Waist!

It's True I've Got No Shirts To Wear; It's True My Butcher's Bill Is Due; It's True My Prospects All Look Blue - But Don't Let That Unsettle You.