I Am A Child Of Nature, And

After Many Unhappy Experiments In The Direction Of An Ideal Republic, It Was Found That What May Be Described As A Despotism Tempered By Dynamite Provides, On The Whole, The Most Satisfactory Description Of Ruler - An Autocrat Who Dares Not Abuse His Autocratic Power.

I Love My Fellow Creatures - I Do All The Good I Can - Yet Everybody Says I'm Such A Disagreeable Man!

I Always Voted At My Party's Call, And I Never Thought Of Thinking For Myself At All.

I Know Everybody's Income And What Everybody Earns, And I Carefully Compare It With The Income-tax Returns

Ah, Pray No Mistake, We Are Not Shy; We're Very Wide Awake The Moon And I.