I Am A Child Of Nature, And

I Know Everybody's Income And What Everybody Earns, And I Carefully Compare It With The Income-tax Returns

Saturday Afternoon, Although Occurring At Regular And Well-foreseen Intervals, Always Takes This Railway By Surprise.

The Privilege And Pleasure That We Treasure Beyond Measure Is To Run On Little Errands For The Ministers Of State.

Bless Your Heart, They Don't Mind--they're Exceedingly Kind-- They Don't Blame You--as Long As You're Funny!

Though I'm Anything But Clever, I Could Talk Like That Forever.