I Am The Very Model Of A

I Always Voted At My Party's Call, And I Never Thought Of Thinking For Myself At All.

Strike The Concertina's Melancholy String! Blow The Spirit-stirring Harp Like Any Thing! Let The Piano's Martial Blast Rouse The Echoes Of The Past

Oh, Wouldn't The World Seem Dull And Flat With Nothing Whatever To Grumble At?

In The Discovery Of Secret Things And In The Investigation Of Hidden Causes, Stronger Reasons Are Obtained From Sure Experiments And Demonstrated Arguments Than From Probable Conjectures And The Opinions Of Philosophical Speculators Of The Common Sort.

My Family Pride Is Something Inconceivable. I Can't Help It. I Was Born Sneering.