I Am The Very Model Of A

A Man Is But An Ass Who Fights In A Cuirass

Posterity Will Know As Little Of Me As I Know Of Posterity.

Oh, Don't The Days Seem Lank And Long When All Goes Right And Nothing Goes Wrong, And Isn't Your Life Extremely Flat With Nothing Whatever To Grumble At!

So I Fell In Love With A Rich Attorney's Elderly Ugly Daughter.

When The Enterprising Burglar Isn't Burgling; When The Cut-throat Isn't Occupied In Crime; He Loves To Hear The Little Brook A-gurgling; And Listen To The Merry Village Chime.