I Am The Very Model Of A

When In That House Mps Divide/if They've A Brain And Cerebellum, Too/they've Got To Leave That Brain Outside/and Vote Just As Their Leaders Tell 'em To.

He Led His Regiment From Behind. He Found It Less Exciting.

All Bayonets Are Bad.

I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General

Every Jack He Must Study The Knack If He Wants To Make Sure Of His Jill!