Life's A Pudding Full Of Plums.

Wherever Valor True Is Found, True Modesty Will There Abound.

I Know Everybody's Income And What Everybody Earns, And I Carefully Compare It With The Income-tax Returns

Spurn Not The Nobly Born With Love Affected; Nor Treat With Virtuous Scorn The Well Connected.

My Family Pride Is Something Inconceivable. I Can't Help It. I Was Born Sneering.

All Bayonets Are Bad.