They Say Love Thy Neighbor As Thy

I Don't Get No Respect, No Respect At All!

My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex. Once Every Four Years.

I Used To Date A Girl From Buffalo. Why Can't I Meet A Girl With Normal Parents?

Once I Opened Up A Fortune Cookie And Inside Was The Guy's Cheque Next To Me I Said Hey Buddy I Got Your Cheque He Said Thanks.

We Learned Sexual Technique From Our Dog. He Taught How To Beg, And He Taught My Wife How To Roll Over And Play Dead.