They Say, Keep Your Enemies Closer. But

A Lot Of People Ask Me What My Favorite Episode Of Full House Was, I Always Tell Them: It Was The Last One!

I Was In A Supermarket And I Saw Paul Newman's Face On Salad Dressing And Spaghetti Sauce....i Thought He Was Missing.

The Greatness Of A Man Is Only Measured By His Urologist.

Sometimes I Wish I Hadn't Said Something Foolish. It Is Then That I Realize The Power Of Mime.

I Love Watching People Get Hit In The Crotch. But Only If They Get Back Up. If Their Teeth Are Bleeding, If They're Really Hurt, If An Ambulance Has To Come, I'm Not Laughing.