They Say, Keep Your Enemies Closer. But

I Don't Like To Drink Alone 'cause There's Nobody To Fight With.

I Wouldn't Hurt A Flea. I'd Finger A Spider Though.

A Lot Of The Comedians Don't Even Tell The Joke. Like Only Three Tell The Joke, The Rest Of Them Dissect It.

I'm A Believer That When One Door Closes Another One Opens. But Why Does The One Opening Always Hit Me Full-speed-knob-first Into My Nuts?

Everyone I Love I Pay.