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It Was A Job; The Video Show Was A Job; You Don't Tell The Aristocrats Joke At 8 O'clock At Night On Network Tv, It Would Be Funny Though. But Those Guys Know I Like Dirty Stuff, I Like Clean Stuff Too.

I Will Always Prefer A Hardback Book, But I'm Drawn To Digital Because It's So Easy To Acquire Them When I'm Having A Need-to-read Moment.

Stop It, Stop Lighting Your Butthol On Fire, And Everybody Listen To Me. If You Light Your Ass On Fire, I Hope You Have Boxers Or A Filter Of Somekind, Because If Your A Bareass Person. Not A Lot Of People Have Done This. Stop It. This Is Why. You Can Cauterize Your Asshole Shut, So When You Fart It Has Nowhere To Go And You Can Have A Fart Attack.

I Love Watching People Get Hit In The Crotch. But Only If They Get Back Up. If Their Teeth Are Bleeding, If They're Really Hurt, If An Ambulance Has To Come, I'm Not Laughing.

The Selfish And Usually Pointless Approach Is To Try To Get Both Done Simultaneously - Accomplish Your Work At Hand While Begging Forgiveness Of Those Close To You While You're Basically Working In Front Of Them During What Could've Been Specifically 'quality Time.'