There's Only One Difference Between Jews And

Pigs Are Smarter Than Dogs, And Both Are Smarter Than Congress.

President Reagan Is A Lot Like E.t. He's Cute, He's Lovable, And He Knows Nothing About How Americans Live.

People Want Sex Education Out Of The Schools. They Believe Sex Education Causes Promiscuity. Hey, I Took Algebra, But I Never Do Math.

While Editors And Newspaper Owners Currently Fret Over Shrinking Readership And Lost Profits, They Do The One Thing That Insures Cutting Their Own Throats; They Keep Reducing Space For The One Feature That Attracts New Young Readers In The First Place; The Comic Strips.

Why Isn't The Movie Industry Forced To Open Its Shooting Locations To An Organization That Is There To Advocate For Animal Actors? The Industry Isn't Allowed To Pick And Choose Which Movies Using Young Children It Will Or Won't Allow To Be Monitored. The Vulnerable Should Be Protected.